Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Your cock deserves a montage
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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