Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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