have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
and she was petting her beer can
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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