we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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