id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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