Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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