So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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