Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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