dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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