i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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