fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
try to milk me bitch
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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