The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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