Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
In other news, I just burned my penis
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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