Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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