Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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