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Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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