Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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