i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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