i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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