He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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