super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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