Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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