no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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