I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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