How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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