Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
