Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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