the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize