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Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.

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(469): View more from Texas

Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts

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(278): View more from Michigan

Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...

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(415): View more from California

Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.

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(303): View more from Colorado

He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.

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