I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i just google imaged poop.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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