I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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