are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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