Kareoke will never be a sober sport
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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