Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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