fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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