I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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