is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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