no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I touched a dick in church today
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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