1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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