Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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