Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
The ass gains better be worth it
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