can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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