glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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