I need to stop coming to work sober
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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