just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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