Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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