love makes seman taste better
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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