this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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