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(203): View more from Connecticut

Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?

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(816): View more from Missouri

Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.

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(661): View more from California

I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers

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can u grab me a application

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(347): View more from New York

Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude

(650): View more from California

So your saying just a blow job?

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(620): View more from Kansas

Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.

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(310): View more from California

Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.

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Shall we take a trip back?

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(240): View more from Maryland

Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back

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(512): View more from Texas

I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif

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