the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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