They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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