Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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