Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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