He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Randomize
