how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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