my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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