is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Terrible idea I love it
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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